Zoe Saldana at the Oscars 2010, courtesy of The Washington Post

It was my favorite awards show, the Oscars and man was it a good ride.  Two hosts are not better than one, I mean Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin were funny, but why are they together?  Were they trying to sell the It’s Complicated dvd?  We need one host, and dammit, get Neil Patrick Harris for next year.  That mofo is a gay Billy Crystal: funny, charming, and not to mention, he can sing and dance.  But I digress…I predicted The Hurt Locker would win, as well as Mo’Nique and Sandra Bullock.  I did not expect The Hurt Locker to win for Best Picture.  I thought they would throw Avatar or Inglorious Basterds a bone.  I did not predict Zoe Saldana would wear a dress that looks like Cookie Monster was eating Snuffleupagus.  Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress needs to make up it’s mind: you are backless, halter or a long evening gown; decide! And what the hell, why were Farrah Fawcett and Bea Arthur cut from the memoriam segment? Then there was the woman who suffered from Kanye West Syndrome. Elinor Burkett interrupted Roger Ross Williams’ acceptance speech, and started talking crazy talk.  I just think that this year’s Oscars was a bowl of fun!